The Snap Count Hex of Xavier Worthy
Xavier Worthy · KC · WR
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Worthy's stadium. Only over Worthy.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Worthy's week
- Worthy gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Worthy scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
86%POTENCY
-16PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Worthy drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Xavier Worthy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Xavier Worthy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Xavier Worthy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.