The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Xavier Worthy
Xavier Worthy · KC · WR
“Worthy gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Texas's biggest rival.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Worthy's week
- Worthy finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Worthy is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".
90%POTENCY
-19.9PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Worthy drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Xavier Worthy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Xavier Worthy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Xavier Worthy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.