The Shadow Coverage Hex of Xavier Worthy
Xavier Worthy · KC · WR
“Worthy gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Worthy's week
- Worthy is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Worthy does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
86%POTENCY
-19.3PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Eye of Saints, tongue of ref,
Bring Chiefs down to grief,
Worthy scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Xavier Worthy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Xavier Worthy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Xavier Worthy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.