The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Xavier Worthy
Xavier Worthy · KC · WR
“Worthy will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Worthy's week
- Worthy does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
- Worthy is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
80%POTENCY
-9.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Eye of Browns, tongue of ref,
Bring Chiefs down to grief,
Worthy scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Xavier Worthy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Xavier Worthy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Xavier Worthy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.