The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Zachariah Branch
Zachariah Branch · ATL · WR
“Branch goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Branch's week
- Branch will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Rookie Branch gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
90%POTENCY
-10.6PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Lions locker room
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Branch's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Zachariah Branch in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zachariah Branch is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zachariah Branch actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.