The Shadow Coverage Hex of Zachariah Branch
Zachariah Branch · ATL · WR
“Branch runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Branch's week
- Branch does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
- Branch gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
74%POTENCY
-17.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Branch drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Zachariah Branch in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zachariah Branch is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zachariah Branch actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.