The Butter-Finger Hex of Zachariah Branch
Zachariah Branch · ATL · WR
“Branch is already "Out" with that hamstring. The witch only has to push gently.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Branch's week
- Branch gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
- Rookie Branch gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
75%POTENCY
-15PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Branch, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Zachariah Branch in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zachariah Branch is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zachariah Branch actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.