The Mystery Tweak Hex of Zachariah Branch
Zachariah Branch · ATL · WR
“The broadcast shows Branch on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Branch's week
- Branch drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
- Branch tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
86%POTENCY
-17PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A single tear from a Bills fan
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Branch's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Zachariah Branch in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zachariah Branch is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zachariah Branch actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.