The Dropped Pass Hex of Zachariah Branch
Zachariah Branch · ATL · WR
“Branch is already "Out" with that hamstring. The witch only has to push gently.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Branch's week
- Rookie Branch gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- A mysterious flag erases Branch's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
75%POTENCY
-12.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A single tear from a Saints fan
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Branch drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Zachariah Branch in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zachariah Branch is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zachariah Branch actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.