The Dropped Pass Hex of Zachariah Branch
Zachariah Branch · ATL · WR
“Branch gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Georgia's biggest rival.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Branch's week
- Branch gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
- Branch gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
73%POTENCY
-18.4PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Branch's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Zachariah Branch in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zachariah Branch is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zachariah Branch actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.