The Phantom Holding Hex of Zachariah Branch
Zachariah Branch · ATL · WR
“Rookie Branch gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Branch's week
- Branch gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Branch gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
87%POTENCY
-9.1PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Branch, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Zachariah Branch in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zachariah Branch is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zachariah Branch actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.