The Phantom Holding Hex of Zachariah Branch
Zachariah Branch · ATL · WR
“Branch will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Branch's week
- Rookie Branch gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Branch gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Georgia's biggest rival.
72%POTENCY
-14.9PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Steelers fan
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Branch, Branch, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Zachariah Branch in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zachariah Branch is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zachariah Branch actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.