The Dropped Pass Hex of Zachariah Branch
Zachariah Branch · ATL · WR
“Branch is already "Out" with that hamstring. The witch only has to push gently.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Branch's week
- Rookie Branch gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Branch finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
84%POTENCY
-19.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bengals locker room
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Branch, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Zachariah Branch in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zachariah Branch is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zachariah Branch actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.