The Phantom Flag Hex of Zachariah Branch
Zachariah Branch · ATL · WR
“Branch is already "Out" with that hamstring. The witch only has to push gently.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Branch's week
- Branch gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Georgia's biggest rival.
- Rookie Branch gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
73%POTENCY
-12PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Branch's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Zachariah Branch in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zachariah Branch is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zachariah Branch actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.