The Mystery Tweak Hex of Zachariah Branch
Zachariah Branch · ATL · WR
“Ref: "Number Branch, that's a flag." Branch: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Branch's week
- Branch is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".
- Branch is already "Out" with that hamstring. The witch only has to push gently.
75%POTENCY
-14.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Branch's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Zachariah Branch in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zachariah Branch is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zachariah Branch actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.