The Shadow Coverage Hex of Zachariah Branch
Zachariah Branch · ATL · WR
“Branch goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Branch's week
- Branch is already "Out" with that hamstring. The witch only has to push gently.
- Branch gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
83%POTENCY
-12.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A single Jaguars jersey, ironically worn
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Branch's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Zachariah Branch in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zachariah Branch is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zachariah Branch actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.