The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Zachariah Branch
Zachariah Branch · ATL · WR
“The broadcast shows Branch on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Branch's week
- Branch gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
- Branch is already "Out" with that hamstring. The witch only has to push gently.
84%POTENCY
-18.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A used challenge flag
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Branch drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Zachariah Branch in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zachariah Branch is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zachariah Branch actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.