The Phantom Flag Hex of Zachariah Branch
Zachariah Branch · ATL · WR
“Rookie Branch gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Branch's week
- Branch is already "Out" with that hamstring. The witch only has to push gently.
- Branch is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
77%POTENCY
-17.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Branch drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Zachariah Branch in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zachariah Branch is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zachariah Branch actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.