The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Zachariah Branch
Zachariah Branch · ATL · WR
“Branch is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Branch's week
- Rookie Branch gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Branch runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
79%POTENCY
-9.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Eye of Chargers, tongue of ref,
Bring Falcons down to grief,
Branch scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Zachariah Branch in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zachariah Branch is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zachariah Branch actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.