The Hamstring Hex of Zachariah Branch
Zachariah Branch · ATL · WR
“Branch is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Branch's week
- Rookie Branch gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Branch scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
77%POTENCY
-10.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Branch's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Zachariah Branch in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zachariah Branch is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zachariah Branch actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.