The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Zachariah Branch
Zachariah Branch · ATL · WR
“Branch is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Branch's week
- Branch gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Georgia's biggest rival.
- Branch is already "Out" with that hamstring. The witch only has to push gently.
86%POTENCY
-14.4PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Branch drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Zachariah Branch in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zachariah Branch is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zachariah Branch actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.