The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Zachariah Branch
Zachariah Branch · ATL · WR
“Branch gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Georgia's biggest rival.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Branch's week
- Branch is already "Out" with that hamstring. The witch only has to push gently.
- Branch drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
77%POTENCY
-19.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Branch, Branch, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Zachariah Branch in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zachariah Branch is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zachariah Branch actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.