The Snap Count Hex of Zachariah Branch
Zachariah Branch · ATL · WR
“A mysterious flag erases Branch's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Branch's week
- Branch's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Branch gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Georgia's biggest rival.
81%POTENCY
-14PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A used challenge flag
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Branch's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Zachariah Branch in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zachariah Branch is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zachariah Branch actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.