The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Zachariah Branch
Zachariah Branch · ATL · WR
“Branch scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Branch's week
- Rookie Branch gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Branch is already "Out" with that hamstring. The witch only has to push gently.
87%POTENCY
-14.3PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Branch, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Zachariah Branch in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zachariah Branch is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zachariah Branch actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.