The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Zachariah Branch
Zachariah Branch · ATL · WR
“Rookie Branch gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Branch's week
- Branch scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Branch gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".
87%POTENCY
-14PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Branch drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Zachariah Branch in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zachariah Branch is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zachariah Branch actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.