The Phantom Flag Hex of Zachariah Branch
Zachariah Branch · ATL · WR
“Branch is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Branch's week
- Branch will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Branch scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
88%POTENCY
-17.3PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Commanders locker room
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Branch, Branch, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Zachariah Branch in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zachariah Branch is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zachariah Branch actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.