The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Zachariah Branch
Zachariah Branch · ATL · WR
“Branch will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Branch's week
- Branch gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
- Branch gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Georgia's biggest rival.
73%POTENCY
-13.4PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Branch drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Zachariah Branch in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zachariah Branch is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zachariah Branch actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.