The Inch-Short Hex of Zachariah Branch
Zachariah Branch · ATL · WR
“Branch is already "Doubtful" with that hamstring. The witch only has to push gently.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Branch's week
- Rookie Branch gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Branch scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
87%POTENCY
-12.7PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- Powdered kicker confidence
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Branch, Branch, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Zachariah Branch in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zachariah Branch is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zachariah Branch actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.