The Late Scratch Hex of Zachariah Branch
Zachariah Branch · ATL · WR
“Branch is already "Doubtful" with that hamstring. The witch only has to push gently.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Branch's week
- Branch's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Branch tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
79%POTENCY
-11.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Chiefs fan
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Branch, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Zachariah Branch in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zachariah Branch is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zachariah Branch actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.