The Snap Count Hex of Zachariah Branch
Zachariah Branch · ATL · WR
“Branch scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Branch's week
- Branch tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Rookie Branch gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
85%POTENCY
-18.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A used challenge flag
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Branch's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Zachariah Branch in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zachariah Branch is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zachariah Branch actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.