The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Zachariah Branch
Zachariah Branch · ATL · WR
“Rookie Branch gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Branch's week
- Branch will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Ref: "Number Branch, that's a flag." Branch: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
88%POTENCY
-19.8PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Titans locker room
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Branch drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Zachariah Branch in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zachariah Branch is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zachariah Branch actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.