The Phantom Flag Hex of Zane Gonzalez
Zane Gonzalez · MIA · K
“Gonzalez goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Gonzalez's week
- Gonzalez is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- The wind in the stadium is 22 mph. Gonzalez is aware. The ball is aware. Only the ball cares.
76%POTENCY
-19.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Gonzalez drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Zane Gonzalez in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zane Gonzalez is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zane Gonzalez actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.