The Phantom Flag Hex of Zane Gonzalez
Zane Gonzalez · MIA · K
“A mysterious flag erases Gonzalez's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Gonzalez's week
- Gonzalez's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Gonzalez will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
82%POTENCY
-18.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Gonzalez drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Zane Gonzalez in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zane Gonzalez is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zane Gonzalez actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.