The Snap Count Hex of Zane Gonzalez
Zane Gonzalez · MIA · K
“Gonzalez kicks a perfect ball into the end zone... and it is a kickoff. For the other team.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Gonzalez's week
- Gonzalez gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Gonzalez will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
74%POTENCY
-9.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Gonzalez's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Zane Gonzalez in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zane Gonzalez is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zane Gonzalez actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.