The Hamstring Hex of Zane Gonzalez
Zane Gonzalez · MIA · K
“The wind in the stadium is 22 mph. Gonzalez is aware. The ball is aware. Only the ball cares.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Gonzalez's week
- Gonzalez kicks a perfect ball into the end zone... and it is a kickoff. For the other team.
- Gonzalez warms up well and then the snap is bad. The hold is worse. The kick is a prayer.
73%POTENCY
-16PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Gonzalez, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Zane Gonzalez in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zane Gonzalez is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zane Gonzalez actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.