The Phantom Flag Hex of Zane Gonzalez
Zane Gonzalez · MIA · K
“The crowd chants "WIDE LEFT" for Gonzalez. Gonzalez does not ignore it. Neither does the ball.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Gonzalez's week
- The wind in the stadium is 22 mph. Gonzalez is aware. The ball is aware. Only the ball cares.
- Gonzalez's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
78%POTENCY
-10.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Gonzalez's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Zane Gonzalez in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zane Gonzalez is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zane Gonzalez actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.