The Wide Left Hex of Zane Gonzalez
Zane Gonzalez · MIA · K
“Gonzalez gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Gonzalez's week
- The crowd chants "WIDE LEFT" for Gonzalez. Gonzalez does not ignore it. Neither does the ball.
- Gonzalez warms up well and then the snap is bad. The hold is worse. The kick is a prayer.
74%POTENCY
-17.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Gonzalez's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Zane Gonzalez in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zane Gonzalez is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zane Gonzalez actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.