The Upright Hex of Zane Gonzalez
Zane Gonzalez · MIA · K
“Gonzalez kicks a perfect ball into the end zone... and it is a kickoff. For the other team.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Gonzalez's week
- Gonzalez attempts a field goal, the holder pulls it back, and gets sacked at the 12. Points: 0. Dignity: also 0.
- Gonzalez gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Arizona State's biggest rival.
92%POTENCY
-16.4PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Gonzalez's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Zane Gonzalez in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zane Gonzalez is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zane Gonzalez actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.