The Late Scratch Hex of Zane Gonzalez
Zane Gonzalez · MIA · K
“A mysterious flag erases Gonzalez's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Gonzalez's week
- Gonzalez's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Gonzalez will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
88%POTENCY
-19.1PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Titans fan
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Gonzalez, Gonzalez, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Zane Gonzalez in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zane Gonzalez is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zane Gonzalez actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.