The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Zane Gonzalez
Zane Gonzalez · MIA · K
“Gonzalez's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Gonzalez's week
- Gonzalez kicks a perfect ball into the end zone... and it is a kickoff. For the other team.
- Gonzalez gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
89%POTENCY
-10.6PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Gonzalez, Gonzalez, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Zane Gonzalez in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zane Gonzalez is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zane Gonzalez actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.