The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Zane Gonzalez
Zane Gonzalez · MIA · K
“Gonzalez gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Arizona State's biggest rival.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Gonzalez's week
- Gonzalez attempts a field goal, the holder pulls it back, and gets sacked at the 12. Points: 0. Dignity: also 0.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Gonzalez's stadium. Only over Gonzalez.
77%POTENCY
-10.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Dolphins fan
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Gonzalez drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Zane Gonzalez in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zane Gonzalez is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zane Gonzalez actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.