The Wind Hex of Zane Gonzalez
Zane Gonzalez · MIA · K
“Gonzalez hits the upright twice, then the other upright, then somehow the crossbar from the side.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Gonzalez's week
- Gonzalez will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Gonzalez gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Arizona State's biggest rival.
77%POTENCY
-17PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Panthers locker room
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Gonzalez's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Zane Gonzalez in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zane Gonzalez is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zane Gonzalez actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.