The Hamstring Hex of Zane Gonzalez
Zane Gonzalez · MIA · K
“Ref: "Number Gonzalez, that's a flag." Gonzalez: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Gonzalez's week
- The crowd chants "WIDE LEFT" for Gonzalez. Gonzalez does not ignore it. Neither does the ball.
- Gonzalez gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
86%POTENCY
-9.8PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- Powdered kicker confidence
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Gonzalez's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Zane Gonzalez in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zane Gonzalez is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zane Gonzalez actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.