The Shank Hex of Zane Gonzalez
Zane Gonzalez · MIA · K
“Gonzalez is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Gonzalez's week
- Coach goes for it on 4th-and-2 every time Gonzalez trots out. He watches from the bench like a retiree.
- Gonzalez gets 2 attempts, both blocked by someone who is not even tall.
88%POTENCY
-11.3PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Gonzalez, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Zane Gonzalez in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zane Gonzalez is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zane Gonzalez actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.