The Shank Hex of Zane Gonzalez
Zane Gonzalez · MIA · K
“Coach goes for it on 4th-and-2 every time Gonzalez trots out. He watches from the bench like a retiree.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Gonzalez's week
- Gonzalez is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Gonzalez gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Arizona State's biggest rival.
74%POTENCY
-16.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Gonzalez's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Zane Gonzalez in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zane Gonzalez is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zane Gonzalez actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.