The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Zane Gonzalez
Zane Gonzalez · MIA · K
“Gonzalez attempts a field goal, the holder pulls it back, and gets sacked at the 12. Points: 0. Dignity: also 0.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Gonzalez's week
- Gonzalez will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Gonzalez will be perfect on extra points and absolutely nothing else.
76%POTENCY
-15.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Texans locker room
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Gonzalez, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Zane Gonzalez in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zane Gonzalez is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zane Gonzalez actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.