The Wind Hex of Zane Gonzalez
Zane Gonzalez · MIA · K
“Gonzalez makes a 58-yarder... in pregame. Not counted.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Gonzalez's week
- Gonzalez gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Arizona State's biggest rival.
- Gonzalez's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
90%POTENCY
-16.3PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Gonzalez's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Zane Gonzalez in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zane Gonzalez is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zane Gonzalez actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.