The Phantom Flag Hex of Zane Gonzalez
Zane Gonzalez · MIA · K
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Gonzalez's stadium. Only over Gonzalez.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Gonzalez's week
- Gonzalez gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Arizona State's biggest rival.
- Gonzalez is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
83%POTENCY
-18.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Gonzalez, Gonzalez, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Zane Gonzalez in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zane Gonzalez is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zane Gonzalez actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.