The Wind Hex of Zane Gonzalez
Zane Gonzalez · MIA · K
“Gonzalez gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Gonzalez's week
- Gonzalez warms up well and then the snap is bad. The hold is worse. The kick is a prayer.
- Gonzalez is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
81%POTENCY
-11.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A single tear from a Jets fan
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Gonzalez, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Zane Gonzalez in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zane Gonzalez is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zane Gonzalez actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.