The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Zane Gonzalez
Zane Gonzalez · MIA · K
“Gonzalez gets 2 attempts, both blocked by someone who is not even tall.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Gonzalez's week
- Gonzalez tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Gonzalez will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
87%POTENCY
-14.7PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A single tear from a Titans fan
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Gonzalez drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Zane Gonzalez in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zane Gonzalez is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zane Gonzalez actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.